PostHeaderIcon A New Kind of Activa

Chef A and Chef T are both part of the same restaurant group. Chef A calls Chef T looking for a helping hand.

Chef A: Dude, I’m in a pinch and looking for some Activa. Can you spare some RM and YG?

Chef T: RM and YG, I don’t think I have any of those. I only use the new stuff. It works for pretty much anything.

Chef A: The new stuff?

Chef T: Yeah, Activa FU, haven’t you heard about it?

Chef A: No, FU huh? And it works for everything?

Chef T: Everything I’ve ever needed it for.

4 hours later. Chef A calls back.

Chef A: You a–h—! It took me four hours to figure that out…

New is not always better, a lightly fictionalized account of a true story.

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